[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #509 - Girl in Lover's Lane

• Friday 6:00p - 7:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: 1950's Stalker Movie
Trivia: Jack Elam, who plays the stalker, went on to have a successful and long career, appearing in everything from the original Zorro TV series in the 1950's to an episode of Home Improvement.
Quote: "Pa doesn't know very much about girls' clothes." - "There's so much you could say to that." - Carrie/Crow

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E01 - "Shadowman 9: In the Cradle of Destiny"

• Friday 7:30p - 8:00p
• Room 1508

When Dr. Girlfriend tells The Monarch her secret, they are then taken hostage by The Guild Tribunal, there we learn the past of the two villains.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #507 - I Accuse My Parents

• Friday 8:00p - 9:30p
• Room 1508

With short: The Truck Farmer
Genre: 1940's Teens gone wild (?)
Trivia: Based on a prevalent WWII-era fear that children would go out of control in the absence of their fathers.
Quote: "Seventeen hundred lies later..." - Joel

[B-MOVIES] RiffTrax shorts: Drugs Are Like That, Good Eating Habits

• Friday 9:30p - 10:00p
• Room 1508

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #604 - Zombie Nightmare

• Friday 10:00p - 11:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: 1980's...disco revival...err...Zombie movie (of course)
Trivia: First major starring role of Tia Carrere (of Wayne's World fame). Also stars Adam West.
Quote: "Ever since dad got murdered, things have been great" - Servo

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E02 - "The Doctor Is Sin"

• Friday 11:30p - 12:00a
• Room 1508

When a deal with General Manhowers falls through, despite an elaborate production to impress him, Dr. Venture faces the possibility of having to sell the Venture Compound. Fortunately, Dr. Henry Killinger shows up to turn the company into an efficient super-science machine.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #407 - The Killer Shrews

• Saturday 12:00a - 1:30a
• Room 1508

Genre: 1950's Annoying-animals-as-bloodthirsty-killers
Includes short: Junior Rodeo Daredevils
Trivia: Coon dogs were used to play the killer shrews.
Quote: "Are the dogs and the shrews friends? Is that what's going on?" - Servo

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E03 - "The Invisible Hand of Fate"

• Saturday 1:30a - 2:00a
• Room 1508

While reaching for more TP, Billy uncovers and remembers his past. His journey to see Dr. Venture with game show host Pete White, how he loses his eye and hand and what truly was his relationship with Phantom Limb.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #310 - Fugitive Alien

• Saturday 2:00a - 3:30a
• Room 1508

Genre: Poorly dubbed 60's made-for-TV Japanese Sci-Fi
Trivia: It probably made about as much sense in Japanese as it does in English.
Random quote: "I'd rather share a needle with Keith Richards" - Servo as Ken

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E04 - "Home Is Where The Hate Is"

• Saturday 3:30a - 4:00a
• Room 1508

After a long period of boredom since the Monarch stopped arching the Venture family, a new villain has been assigned by the Guild to be their archnemesis: Sgt. Hatred.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #318 - Star Force (Fugitive Alien 2)

• Saturday 4:00a - 5:30a
• Room 1508

Genre: See last entry
Trivia: Somehow, this installment of Fugitive Alien has significantly more plot problems and inconsistencies than the first.
Random quote: "Now it looks like Lawrence of Arabia, except for the pink, shiny pleather suits" - Joel

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E05 - "The Buddy System"

• Saturday 5:30a - 6:00a
• Room 1508

Dr. Venture sets up a day camp for his childhood 'fanbase'. The Monarch uses the murderous moppets to monitor Venture's activities.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #508 - Operation Double 007

• Saturday 10:00a - 11:30a
• Room 1508

Genre: 1960's James Bond ripoff
Trivia: Stuffed to the gill with James Bond alumni...but this is no James Bond movie.
Random quote: "Good god I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today." - Crow as Alpha

[B-MOVIES] RiffTrax shorts: Safety: Harm Hides At Home

• Saturday 11:30a - 12:00p
• Room 1508

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #614 - San Francisco International

• Saturday 12:00p - 1:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: 1970's made-for-TV Airport movie
Trivia: Lloyd Bridges really did replace Pernell Roberts when it went to series (for less than one season).
Random quote: "It's Pernell's elaborate trick to demonstrate the need for men's room phones!" - Crow

[B-MOVIES] RiffTrax shorts: Act Your Age, Each Child is Different

• Saturday 1:30p - 2:00p
• Room 1508

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #601 - Girls Town

• Saturday 2:00p - 3:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: 1950's teens-gone-wild drama
Trivia: Paul Anka, Mel Torme, and Mamie Van Doren, together in one movie. Really.
Random quote: "Uh oh -- Romulans." - Mike

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E06 - "Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman"

• Saturday 3:30p - 4:00p
• Room 1508

While adventuring in the jungle, Dr. Venture is reunited with a childhood friend. Dean attempts to solve a monster mystery and Hank falls in love with a pair of twin sisters.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #905 - The Deadly Bees

• Saturday 4:00p - 5:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: Dreary 1960's British horror
Trivia: Where utterly terrible special effects fail, the hopelessness of the lives portrayed probably will fill you with horror. Well, horror, or depression.
Random quote: "Ah, has the hate gone out of our marriage?" - Crow as Mrs. Hargraves

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E07 - "What Goes Down, Must Come Up"

• Saturday 5:30p - 6:00p
• Room 1508

An accident involving a giant drill sends Dr. Venture and Brock into the basement of the Venture Compound, where Jonas Venture Sr.'s secrets have remained for thirty years.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #814 - Riding With Death

• Saturday 6:00p - 7:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: 1970's TV series episodes clumsily stitched together to form a movie
Trivia: This movie is actually 2 episodes of the 1970's TV series Gemini Man. Unfortunately, the changes made in the show between the two episodes put together results in an almost-nonsensical movie.
Random quote: "Winged bear? Oh My God it's the end times!" - Crow

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E08 - "Tears of a Sea Cow"

• Saturday 7:30p - 8:00p
• Room 1508

The Monarch, bored with his new arch-enemy, breaks into the Venture Compound while Dr. Venture is away. Dermott and Hank try and start a band, and spot what they think to be a UFO over the Compound.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #1001 - SoulTaker

• Saturday 8:00p - 9:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: Early 90's made-for-TV sci-fi
Trivia: Frequently shown in its non-MST3K form on the early days of the Sci-Fi network.
Random Quote: "You're dead, Nancy Kerrigan!" - Crow as Natalie

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E09 - "Now Museum, Now You Don't"

• Saturday 9:30p - 10:00p
• Room 1508

Jonas Jr. turns the former archvillain headquarters, Spider Skull Island, into a Museum devoted to his late father. Many villains and friends of the Ventures arrive, but things begin to go wrong after tensions between several of them arise, as well as when J.J. appears to try and take the glory away from Thaddeus Venture.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror

• Saturday 10:00p - 11:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: 1970's dystopia
Trivia:
Random Quote: "Let's go film tampon commercials, everybody!" - Crow

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E10 - "The Lepidopterists"

• Saturday 11:30p - 12:00a
• Room 1508

Jonas Venture, Jr., cowed with his new arch-enemy (The Monarch), calls in two 'amateur lepidopterists' and an 'exterminator' to rid him of The Monarch. 21 and 24 are sent on a mission with the new, perfect henchman, telling him throughout their adventure that he is sure to die.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #1008 - Final Justice

• Sunday 12:00a - 1:30a
• Room 1508

Genre: 1980's Fat Sheriff
Trivia:
Random Quote: "You've given me a lot to think about... like how can one man be so sweaty?" - Servo as Maria

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E11 - "ORB"

• Sunday 1:30a - 2:00a
• Room 1508

With the help of Billy Quizboy, Pete White, Dr Orpheus, The Alchemist, and his sons, Dr. Venture goes on an old-fashioned adventure to find an object of unspeakable power. When Brock attempts to stop him, he learns the truth about the late Jonas Venture, The Guild of Calamitous Intent, and his nineteen-year old mission.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #702 - The Brute Man

• Sunday 2:00a - 3:30a
• Room 1508

Genre: 1940's Deformed Man Horror
With Short: The Chicken of Tomorrow
Trivia: One of the oldest movies ever riffed on MST3K.
Random Quote: "I knew he was in some sort of trouble, but I didn't realise it was with the police." - "I thought he was pregnant." - Blind girl/Mike

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #612 - The Starfighters

• Sunday 3:30a - 5:00a
• Room 1508

Genre: 1960's stock footage of military jets taking off, landing, and refueling. That's about it.
Trivia: The lead actor in this flick is Bob Dornan, a former congressman from California.
Random Quote: "There's already too much flying in this movie" - Mike

[B-MOVIES] MST3K - #817 - Horror of Party Beach *With Davroz

• Sunday 10:00a - 11:30a
• Room 1508

Watch this episode with Raconteur GoH Davroz!
Genre: 1960's teens at the beach movie.
Trivia:
Random Quote: "Original soundtrack not available, you'll thank us" - Crow

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E12 - "The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part I)"

• Sunday 11:30a - 12:00p
• Room 1508

Brock Samson is a marked man. Terminated from the O.S.I., stripped of his license to kill, and hunted by three of the world's deadliest assassins, Brock only has one thing left: The Venture family. And he wants them as far away from him as they can get but not even Molotov Cocktease, Hunter Gathers and a pair of ex-O.S.I. comrades can sever the ties that bind. And The Monarch and Sgt. Hatred aren't helping.

[B-MOVIES] Venture Bros - S03E13 - "The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)"

• Sunday 12:00p - 12:30p
• Room 1508

Heads will fly as the explosive conclusion of the Venture Bros two-part season finale finds Brock and the Venture family on the run from the law, the Monarch, and the entire OSI! Only bald ingenuity and an unlikely ally can possibly save their necks from the deadly noose tightening around the Venture compound, but they stand to lose everything once they learn the hard way that you can't go home again.

[B-MOVIES] MST3K The Movie: This Island Earth

• Sunday 12:30p - 2:30p
• Room 1508

Genre: 1950's Sci-Fi
Trivia:
Random Quote: "You know what my kids would say..." - "You're not my real father?" - Joe/Servo